captain booty

allie is mean

vinebox:

Momma came in so smooth

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wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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amoying:

Lana looks so different

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

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lameborghini:

the new app, in my opinion, is great. i love when my dash doesn’t load and when my theme layout looks like a fisher price toy

alfronaut:

i was thinking about nintendogs earlier
surrealtoons:

Daft Punk • Ink, Watercolors, & GIMP
Lydia Clites • tumblr | deviantart | etsy
zachlilley:

laughter-everyday:

acklesalecki:

tricksterswings:

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO

are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop

skiddlyboop

alexernstblog has her beat