captain booty

in came the pussy crook

lameborghini:

hhhhhhhh im taking the ACT tomorrow this is so skressful

joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important
shutupaubrey:

why do people do these things?

A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

- My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack, via crystalbethamphetamine)

quixon:

heldersangel:

I just howled

I cannot explain the sound I just made. The fucking music killed me

(Source: vinebox, via crystalbethamphetamine)

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup
roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

narwhalsmaybe:

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

he could be takin a shit rn

(via crystalbethamphetamine)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

honestly im just posting this to see if he’ll actually unfollow me

toeianimation:

really is the best thing on this website

(Source: yungterra, via reloade-d)