captain booty

in came the pussy crook

groovywhitekid:

great

backtobec:

wanksclub:

when wind meets hair bad things happen

unless you’re Dianna Agron

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(via leftnipple)

oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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(Source: marrowack, via leftnipple)

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT
ivycallum:

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.
conkersradfurday:

Saw 8 looks awesome.

tirednhorny:

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

amen

(via crystalbethamphetamine)